Lyrics licensed by LyricFind. Sign In Don't have an account? Start a Wiki. You must enable javascript to view this page. This is a requirement of our licensing agreement with music Gracenote. I'm an asshole He's an asshole, what an asshole I'm an asshole He's the world's biggest asshole You know what I'm gonna do?
Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream About me, about you, about the way our American hearts beat Down in the bottom of our chests, about the special feeling. We get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles Maybe in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the liver Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we don't know. I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job I'm your average white suburbanite slob I like football and porno and books about war. I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor My wife and my job, my kids and my car My feet on my table and a Cuban cigar.
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Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream About me, about you About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts Maybe below the cockles Maybe in the sub cockle area Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys Maybe even in the colon, we don't know. I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job I'm your average white, suburbanite slob I like football and porno and books about war I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor My wife and my job, my kids and my car My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar. But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested Oh no, no way, uh uh No I gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense Whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane While people behind me are going insane. I'm an asshole he's an asshole, what an asshole I'm an asshole he's an asshole, such an asshole.