Jokes noahs ark

After the Ark had successfully landed on Mt Ararat, the survivors went forth. After a while, one of the wives noticed her father-in-law sitting on the ground and chewing animal hides. Every now and then, the father-in-law would chew a particularly hirsute hide and make a notation on a tablet. The wife asked her husband what his father was doing, to which the son replied, "What can I say, there is Noah counting fur tastes". One day, God speaks to Noah. Noah is a little puzzled.

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Dad Joke of the Day: Noah's Ark

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Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information. Where did Noah keep the bees on his Ark? In the Ark hives. What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark? Flood lights. This joke may contain profanity.

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A history of the world in funny puns

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In the year , the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, 'Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans. Where is the Ark?

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