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Viewers who've been watching the second season of Nick Swardson's Comedy Central sketch comedy series "Nick Swardson's Pretend Time" might have noticed the subject matter is getting even more over the top — or "aggressive," as he puts it. The first two episodes featured a teen who mistakes a bowel movement for a baby, an infomercial product that aids in autoeroticism, and zombie sex. Another skit in tonight's episode featuring guest star Michael Rosenbaum suggests the season will continue in the same vein. Swardson talked to TheWrap about his favorite sketches — including a fan-favorite he says Comedy Central killed — "Bucky Larson," his summer movie that took a drubbing from critics and the box office, and his future movie plans. He also revealed a beast of an upcoming guest.