Strip club amateur contest

First things first, if you're a girl and you've never been to a strip club, go. I had never been to a strip club before last week. Now I have been to nine. Things are getting pretty heated, in a bureaucratic way, but I'm a lover, not a fighter or a sex lawyer, so my friend Henrietta Hitchcock and I decided to ignore the morality war and instead tour the strip joints of Tower Hamlets to see which of them—if any—deserve to stay open purely on merit. Unfortunately, all but one club forbade us from taking any pictures inside. I wasn't turned on at all, but it did give me the biggest irony boner.

How to Dance for Amateur Night. From time to time, strip clubs hold amateur night contests. During this night, girls can go on stage and compete as a way to earn a cash prize. You might not think you can win an amateur night contest at the local strip club. However, with some confidence and skill, you can take home the top prize. Psyche yourself up mentally. Picture the stage in your head and visualize the way that you'll move.

Strip clubs often hold amateur nights where anyone can come and do a strip routine. The winner usually gets a cash prize, and they may also get tips from the audience during their routine. If you want to dance at a strip club on amateur night, start by learning some dance moves and practice them to develop your routine.

I hoped to see a bunch of first-timers taking off their clothes. Well, their definition of "amateur" was any girl not currently working at the Flight Club. They had six contestants, all of whom had obviously danced before. Even more disappointing, all six were less attractive than the average Flight Club dancer. We customers were given a card to judge the contestants from 1 to 5 in two categories: Performance and Attractiveness.